I Hate Halloween

I realize that a year ago, I wrote a blog about all the reasons why I loved the Halloween season. Now, basically all of those reasons are why I dislike Halloween. I'm not really that into candy anymore and I don't believe in giving children pounds of it-diabetes and cavities, people. Hello. And trick-or-treating after you are 12 is just weird. I think scary movies are awful and they are not something that allows the spirit to be in your house and usually those disturbing images are in my mind for like...ever. I don't think that dressing up as something super scary or slutty or both is cool by any means. It's just gross. Basically I think the Halloween season is just a way to let everyone worship the devil while being dressed like skanks...or scary people.

With that being said, let me tell you how I spent my Halloween night.

I dressed up like a Zombie

I went trick-or-treating

I ate a bunch of candy

and I watched a scary movie

I'm still trying to figure out how I got coerced into doing all of this and how I managed to actually really enjoy myself.

Meet Brad (Eliza's boyfriend), Eliza (my really cool friend and co-worker), me, and Chris (Brad and Eliza's friend). Just a bunch of your every day zombies. No big deal.